So, in the books and TV shows and movies about women going into labour, the things that always seem to happen are that the father is never around (smoking a cigar somewhere else entirely or worriedly pacing in another room), water is boiled, and sheets are frantically torn into strips. I get that labour was seen as secret women's business and that sometimes the father would be more hindrance and help, and I get that the water is for sterilising things, but what on earth is the sheet tearing for?! Anyone?